September 2009
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I beat my boss at pool today.
He sank 1 ball and then I essentially changed his diaper like a little baby. In all fairness he’s usually pretty good. (when compared to a cave man)
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I would follow a lot more tumblrs if people used them to post original content from their lives. I hate all this reblogging and regurgitation of random crap people find on the internet. Somebody do something please.
I just got done tearing up the streets in a Mazda...
We’re at a car dealership because David is getting a new car and somehow we got to talking about Miatas and how when I was a kid I thought they were the coolest cars ever. So while David was signing papers the guy let me take one out on the town. It was perfect; I had the top let back, just me and the stars. I totally see why people get them but they still make you look gay.
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“It’s really nice out so we’re going to go play sports.”
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Holy crap Ashton Kutcher tweeted about a site I... →
My night last night
I got off work at 6:30. Got home. Ate a king sized Twix. Started watching a movie called The Midnight Meat Train with Bradley Cooper which sounds more like a gay porno than a horror film. Got tired and fell asleep by 7:45. I’m such a wild animal.
