Friday, April 20, 2007
We are getting so close!

Read this if you don’t realize how awesome this is…
hhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHwwhoo YESSSS!!! the greatest thing on earth!!!!
On April 20, 2007Holy hell, couldn’t you get in trouble for that?? That is hella funny dude.
On April 20, 2007She’ll probably burn them when she finds them. And then chuck the burning ones through your window.
On April 20, 2007there is no question of her not noticing… she must be just going with the flow or something.
On April 20, 2007holy crap dude you could have a website about this all by itself and I would go to it every day!
On April 20, 2007Does she not use this door? How does she not knock over the books? It’s amazing how someone can just not care about having a four-foot stack of phone books outside her door. What does she think? “Oh dear, they just keep giving me these phone books. Oh hum. I guess I’ll just leave them there, I don’t want to bother recycling them or anything.”
On April 20, 2007Hey, you can actually order yellow pages. http://www.yellowpages.com/sp/contact/
To order print directories, please call the number for your telephone service region:
AMERITECH: 800-346-4377
BELL ATLANTIC/VERIZON: 800-346-9639
GTE: 800-346-9639
MCI: 800-444-3333
SNET: 800-922-0008
PACIFIC BELL: 800-848-8000
NEVADA BELL: 800-848-8000
SOUTHWESTERN BELL: 800-792-2665
What if you, like, called and ordered 20 phone books. Would they deliver them to you?
On April 20, 2007@spudart Dude, that is the only door she has and I want to know what she is thinking too, so badly. We thought about calling and having some delivered but the person would probably see that stack and not leave one….
On April 21, 2007ah crap. I was totally thinking about this last night and how I need to get them to you. We’ll bring ‘em on sunday. annd good work.
On April 21, 2007I hope your neighbor knows about your site and is actually pulling a prank on you!! I hope her plan is that when you come over to ask for a phone book she says “HERE!! HAVE THEM ALL!!” and pushes the hefty stack of thin white and yellow paper on you and then break dances on your face. (maybe this is your neighbor and I am just trying to give you a friendly warning… just some food for thought)
On April 22, 2007In the front of my apartment building I literally have 30 Chicago-sized (huge) phone books just sitting there because residents haven’t bothered to take them, including myself. So if you’re in the Chicago area, swing by. I’ll load you up.
On April 22, 2007LOL so if they fall on her and kill her, we have cold hard evidence here :D
On April 23, 2007