Things people searched to find my site

I always love looking at keywords people use to find my site on google, I thought I would share some of the best. Most of them are obvious as to how they ended up in the results, but there are some that blow my mind (the weird ones below).

Ones that make me happy
- snakes on an inclined plane
- fake mustaches
- south bend shovel slayer
- disgusting santa
- crappy clipart
- better than computers
- Black santa
- bob ross tshirt
- kermit washington
- old navy tech vest
- kirk reeves portland
- stuffed mustache
- great depression video

Really weird ones
- abe lincoln thanksgiving mp3
- eyes look huge with glasses
- ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
- real teachers naked
- the name of the man who acted as jesus christ
- Jackie Chan naked
- top yoyo tricks
- black people contradict themselves